Tech, blood, and the occasional full moon meltdown. Sink your teeth into the articles below. They won’t bite (unless I wrote them after feeding time).
You know how if you find a cheat code in a video game, you can suddenly fly, spawn infinite weapons, skip levels? Imagine that cheat code worked on every single website on the internet at once. That's basically what PHP2Shell was.
When a routine product meeting turns into an ambush involving an actual wooden stake, an undead developer must defend his code—and his heart. A darkly comic tale of legacy systems, hostile reorgs, and supernatural office politics.
Managing werewolves in agile teams? Learn how to plan sprints, avoid full moon burnout, and lead supernatural developers with empathy, humor, and lunar-aware scheduling.
A lovingly kerned crypt of fonts and glyphs, where every serif has bite and every baseline haunts the eye. Explore the dark elegance of type through the eyes of an immortal who believes good typography is the true eternal life.
An undead developer’s guide to spotting and removing toxic dependencies from your codebase. Learn how to identify the subtle signs, reclaim control, and keep your project garlic-free.